EXIT THROUGH THE MOTHER PROJECT GIFT SHOP

If new baby present giving is an art, this can be your dummy’s guide.


Sheepskin Slipper SLides, £49

No other footwear necessary

Bistro Monogram Mug, £10

COFFEE. coffee, coffeeeee

Do not forget the fathers (this is worth £650!)

Go The F*ck To Sleep Book , £11.95

The most relatable bedtime reading ever

Rose Quartz Depuffing Mask, £110

Cooling, de-stressing cult perfection

Binibamba Baby Booties, £38

(also come in adult size, JOY)

Baby ceramic pots of joy

DockATot Nursing Pillow, £90

You say nursing pillow, I say scatter cushion

Five Year Memory Book, £14.99

A line a day, in the good way

Cashmere Joggers, £225

Upgrade on your loungewear

Velvet Hot Water bottle, £38

Couldn’t be more thoughtful (or useful)

The standard universal present but supercharged

Alex Monroe Initial Necklace, £135

M is for meaningful

Wear it near your heart

(but worth £850!)

Gucci Baby Trainers, £225

Can’t justify these, but, um, collectors items?

Sarah Chapman Facialif, £30

DIY facial (yes really)

Tiger Rattle & Babygro Set, £36

Witness the sweetness

The ultimate starter kit

Pop the cork (and then keep it forever)

More Joy Silk Eye mask, £60

Sleep tight

Rib Cashmere Romper, £39.99

Make dressing extra special